Ever look at your blog stats and the search terms people use to find your site? I do, just to see how people find me. It can be educational, to say the least. Behold my list, a la Mad Housewife, though hers are infinitely more chic than mine, along with my comments…

“why i left the catholic church surrogate”- well, she was just so whiny, and always complained of missing mass, so…

“term for never kiss on the mouth”- maybe fifty years, with a lenient judge and empathetic jury.

“giving kiss mouth to mouth cause pregnancy”- were we asleep in health class?

“addoration what does it mean”- adding up your ‘dorations

“paragard (spotting, breastfeeding, etc.)”- by far the most common terms used that find me. My posts on Paragard are infinitely interesting, apparently, even though I haven’t blogged about it in ages. And so I will be remembered for my choice of birth control. Nice.

“donuts mashini”- huh?

“miniquiches for kids”- kids eat quiche? Not in my universe. A good quiche is wasted on a toddler.

“pregnancy teaching hyperemesis”- I hear ya. I REALLY do.

“angelina jolie + normal mouth”- yeah, we’re all wondering where Angie’s normal mouth is.

“so sick of this election”-TGIO. Let’s see what the newbie can do. Impress us! Make it work!

“nice chalupas”-why, thank you.