My daughter has turned into Kathy Griffin.
At the Argentinean grill last night, as a buxom lady walked past the table:
A: MOMMY! Look at the lady with the HUGE BOOBIES! (Gesticulating with her arms to indicate large, pendulous breasts)
B: (Draping napkin over head and trying not to snort my salad) SHHHHHHHHHHHHH…….
This was right before she stood up in her chair, turned around, and shook her booty in our faces while my R and I simultaneously called for the check.
I know. We are so in for it until she turns 15 and sullen.