…stays at grandma’s.
(Discussing superheros, after expressing an interest in seeing “Iron Man”.
4-year-old: Mommy, what’s an identity?
Me: It’s who you really are.
4-year-old: So Spiderman has an identity, and that’s who he really is?
Me: Yup. And no one knows he’s really Spiderman.
4-year-old: Does his mom know?
Me: Nope. Not even his mom.
(Pause, 4-year-old wheels turning)
4-year-old: I bet his grandma knows.