I need some advice, o sage Internet. I have fallen deeply into the rut that is Mom hair. It’s long, it’s generally unwashed (except for 3 days a week when I have to go out in public), and usually up in a chip clip. (Not…literally, you know, not one of these.) Of a nondescript brown. Thick and can be curly if I take enough time on it. Mostly just hovering around wavy. Mostly blegh.
So here’s how I look now (more or less):
No, that’s not me. I think it’s a guy. But the hair is close.
But I am tired of simply putting it back and not dealing with it. And looking like I just don’t want to deal with it. I’d rather look like this:
The HAIR, I mean. Not the chisled jawline or scary man-body.
Or, if I were really cool and fancy free, I’d like this:
Again, focus on the HAIR, not the other endowments. Of course I lack the live-in stylists and the ability to pay $600 for a haircut (not to mention the silicone). But I swear I was in the bathroom with a pair of scissors the other day, and this great impulse came over me to just SNIP. Usually a sign that it’s time for a cut. And I don’t want to look like I’ve just realized I’m 30 and a mother of two and look like it. Cause…I’m…not…
Any thoughts? Suggestions? Votes?