Reprieval my indefatigability. Please?

I check my spam filter fairly often, to make sure I don’t miss some pithy comment from a bona-fide member of the species homo sapiens. This spam had me laughing so hard I HAD to post it. I know, I know…continuing the vicious cycle. Sue me. I think it’s hilarious. Kind of a cross between an e.e.cummings poem and one of my ESL student essays. I believe they’re selling Viagra?

You do not as a result dire to torture yourself for a assail to your doctor. I don’t like doctors the word-for-word due to able you don’t. The spectacle of a doctor’s smock makes me panic. Luckily, I do recollect the ingredients of my tickled pink-cheap-sturdy-untroubled life. And I am certain close by not prosperous for a approach to a doctor.

I am not Mr. Health. I am a man of a latest world. I viable in a bustling city. So what do I extremity to be sorry for normal?

Antidepressants, naturally. What would you expect? Me, thriving to the doctor for the programme? No. I’ll buy this medicament via online painkillerpileup. And what is more, I’ll back you to buy your medicament in the that having been said appropriate – the new store.

If you want, reprieval my indefatigability in advertising the brainchild of pit, I would ask you to terminate and cause a look at the remedies I offer. And after you clothed made your creme de la creme and judged all things worthily here, I fervently fancy my medicine warehouse to bebetter be conclude a trusted creme de la creme of yours.

Thanks, Mr. Health. I’ll be sure and thrive to the doctor. Work on that brainchild of pit, now, ya hear?

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9 Responses to Reprieval my indefatigability. Please?

  1. Michael says:

    Sweet! Thanks to you I now know what indefatigability means because I looked it up, though in retrospect, it looks a bit obvious because “fatigue” is jumping out of the word and smacking me in the face.

  2. KathyB! says:

    I’m going to go and have another glass of wine and then try to read that spam again. Somehow, I’m sure it’ll make more sense!

  3. Evenshine says:

    Michael- no problem. My existence expands approbation, but shining pink sturdy makes my doctor smock hurt.

    KathyB!- Wine helps. I…think… 🙂

  4. Whoa. Reminds me of something my students in Japan would have written. Maybe the person who wrote it was experiencing a painkillerpileup and it made sense at the time.

  5. faemom says:

    That was awesome. Some where, some one thought that made perfect sense.

  6. jesurgislac says:

    Hee. There are some phrases that get used over and over by spammers: for a while I had a spamfilter set up to convert standard phrases into quotes from favorite TV or books. That was fun.

  7. Ari says:

    I just snorted laughter out loud

  8. antropologa says:

    I’m gonna guess the first language was Chinese.

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